now-im-a-warriorr:

Let me tell you something: recovering from an eating disorder is a much bigger accomplishment than having an eating disorder.

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything